Failed tattoos : misspelled tattoos 2

The first part of this post can be read here: Failed tattoos - misspelled tattoos 1. And now, let's see another series of failed tattoos:

You're right, dude, the pain is temporary (or tempary, like you've said), but your tattoo is not

"To young to die / to fast to live". How about this one: "too illiterate to get a tattoo" - how does it sound?

"Dance like noone is watching" - yeah, sure, dance like "noone" is watching and write like no one will ever read it

Who need a "guardian angel", anyway? A "gaurdian angel" is far more better than the old-fashioned "guardian angel"

"a coment?" I'll leave a comment right here: "comment" is written with two �m� 's, not one

Failed tattoos : misspelled tattoos 1

Unless you're getting a temporary tattoo, it's important to double check - even triple check - things like spelling and translations. These guys, apparently, didn't know this rule :)
Now, let's start the show:

This dude things he's "too cool for scool". Well, let's say he's too stupid for school:

This tough young fellow seems to know what he wants from life. Ok, dude, you've made your point: we'll let God to "Juge you" and we'll just laugh at you.

It's summser timme. It's timme to have somme fun... or maybe it's time to learn how to spell "summer": s-u-m-m-e-r - as you can see, it's not a difficult word.

This year, forget about Puerto Rico. Let's visit "Puerto Rirco", the new attraction of South America:

"Swet pee?" I can't argue with her, I've never tasted pee :)